A Giggle of Nanjas

Location: Grandma’s Kitchen, Monterey
Date: April 22
Time: Dinnertime

A group of 7 was sitting at a diner table, waiting for the rest of our…gang.

Waitress: Are you guys expecting a group?
Me: (I look around, seeing that I’m already in a group) “We have more coming, what constitutes a group?

Waitress: A few people or more.

Me: How many is a few? I think we have like, 5 more coming, I’d say that was more like a gaggle.

Waitress: That’s a group of geese.

Me: Yeah, geese, or NINJAS.

Waitress: Ninja’s don’t travel in groups, they hunt alone.

Me: That’s what your meant to think. Ninjas always ride single file to hide their numbers. They’re a lot like Sand People.

Waitress: Ok, so you guys have a few more coming?

Me: Hey. I’m just trying to help you out, you never know when you’ll be attacked by multiple ninjas and need to tell someone about it. Of course, you wont be able to, because they kill quickly and efficiently, but if you were able to get away, you could tell people accurately that it had been a gaggle.